I am the creator and looker-after-er of the curious collection o' creatures known as eejits! What are eejits?
An eejit is an idiot, a fool, a gormless ignoramus. An eejit is a creature who doesn’t know any better.
Born in the Highlands of Scotland, these weird and wonderful creatures are even rarer than the famous haggis. Due to their incredibly stupid nature and natural curiosity, they have now been collected together for their own safety.
I am available for commissions where I can create a creature just for you, or even turn someone you know into an 'eejit' (otherwise a caricature in my style). Have a look through my gallery and you'll see what I do.
Any questions? Email me at email@example.com I'd love to hear from you....
Thanks for visiting!!